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经典笑话6则

1.生物课上，老师向同学们介绍人是从猴子进化来的。他说，人从四肢走路进化到两肢走路，要经历漫长的历史过程。然后他问学生:“人类从四肢进化到两肢走路，最大的优点是什么？”
一个学生站起来答道:“可以节省一双鞋！”

评论：这学生很勇敢，不怕老师给小鞋穿吗？



2.一位英国人和一位中国人去扫墓。英国人带去鲜花，中国人带去食品。
英国人问中国人：“您的先人什么时候出来吃东西?”
中国人答道：“当您的先人出来赏花的时候。”

评论：针锋相对，我国人已经把以彼之道还施彼身之术练到出神入化的境地．



3.有一个石头佛像日久通灵，一天，它遇到LZ，请求道“你把我换个地方吧，在这荒野里也没有人关注我。”
“好的。”LZ说道，然后就把它搬到了闹市里。
“现在感觉怎么样？”数日后，LZ路过，随口问道。
“赶快把我挪走吧，每天都有人摸我的秃脑袋，耳朵也快被扯掉了。”石像恳求道。

评论：让很多人关注你其实会变成你的一种负担．



4.一位旅游者从墨西哥旅游回来，给朋友讲自己的历险故事：“简直是太恐怖了！你都想象不到：右边是印第安人，左边也是印第安人，前面也出现了印第安人，甚至我的后面也追上来印第安人。”
“那你是怎么办的？”
“我能怎么办呢，不得不买下他们推荐的一条羊毛编织的被子。”

评论：原来在哪里都有强买强卖的勾当．



5.医生：“你是怎么失去右手指的？”
  病人：“我把右手伸进马嘴里想看看马有几颗牙。”
  医生：“然后怎么样？”
  病人：“马想知道我有几根手指头。”

评论：心态不错，如果是我肯定更悲剧了．


6.考试前，阿杰为求个好兆头，早餐准备吃一根油条、两个鸡蛋，预示100分。
谁知第一个鸡蛋是双黄，他思前想后，终于放下了另一个鸡蛋。
成绩一公布，阿杰大叫：“真准！”众人一看：18分。

评论：没想到原来一根油条．两个鸡蛋还可以组成18,够悲剧了．

怎么印第安人是这样推销产品的呀，采取围殴都方式！

第一个显示了学生的无极限的创造力，可惜被无情扼杀了

赶快把我挪走吧，每天都有人摸我的秃脑袋，耳朵也快被扯掉了。哈哈，一定是在中国的旅游区。

1 以前人们穿鞋吗
2 中国人的智慧都在这里了
3 太多关注，也会变成负担
4 花钱买平安了，或者像开拓者一样征服他们
5 这就是没事找事
6 关键看这两个0怎么排列

很内涵..不过下面的一句话评论更是..
像第一个,穿小鞋这词都出来了- =

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